Sunday, November 30, 2008

Got Milk?! ..like the old milk ads?...but milk like the movie, like get it?



I am so excited to see MILK the new movie coming out the Christmas season starring Sean Penn! He is such a great actor, and he's my favorite Sean. I like him MUCH more than Sean Connery, but only marginally more than Shawn Wayans. Anywaysies, the movie takes place in san francisco and is about this guy named Harvey and this Milk company. Like Harvey works for the milk company. But its like this weird sci-fi movie where there is some bad hormone in the milk that is turning all the San Franciscans gay! I know, Right? RIGHT. So Harvey doesn't want the milk to turn anymore people gay, so he runs for the position of SUPERVISOR at the Milk factory. But then like the bad dude played by Josh Brolin (From like Goonies- hello? Crazy RAD HUH? Fuck.) kills Harvey because it is all part of his master plan to have the milk turn everyone gay so he can butt fuck everyone in San Francisco!
In one word: Masterful!!
So yea, Im super excited to see this sci-fi thriller that seems to have a lot of heart, and its kinda cool cuz like people are protesting equal rights for gay marriage, so like thats in the news too. Anyway, this movie also is gonna hit close to home for me; My mom stopped letting me have milk when I was 4 because she heard on the news they but so much hormones in the milk that girls were developing earlier and she was scared I was gonna get my period when I was like 8 or 9 years old. Blows huh? Alright, that's all for me tonite, but see ya at the movies with a tall glass of milk!

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