Oh Shit~! There is NOTHING I love more than Christmas movies! Especially cause I'm jewish, and watching Christmas movies is as close as I'll come to celebrating Christmas, since jews deny themselves a lot of happiness, so we don't celebrate it. Anywaysies! I am totally looking forward to seeing FOUR christmases with Vince Vaughn and that chick who was fucking dumb enough to leave Ryan Phillipee! So the movie is about these two spies, who dress in all black and they just got their christmas assignment. After sneaking into an airport dressed as a vacationing couple, they find themselves in middle america surrounded by babies. One baby totally fucking pukes on Reese Witherspoon. And puke goes all over Reese's sacred time dimension amulet that she always wears around her neck. The amulet was given to her by John Faverau,..I think. So like the baby puke activates this time dimension amulet that the spies use to travel secretly through the world, and it malfunctions creating four dimensions of christmas! FOUR CHRISTMASES. So like, in the end Vince and Reese have to save the world, against fucking nightmare Kristen Chenowith who threated to keep duplicating the dimensions of christmas and finds all these old fat pictures of Reese that would destroy her spy career! Sounds confusing? Tell me about it! But I'm sure its gonna be fucking good! p.s. I dont know what the poster means when they say like 'His father, her mother, his mother, her father.." blah blah...that makes like no sense in context with the movie and whoever made that poster, should probably be fired...and thats the truest.
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