So I recently found out, Hotel for Dogs is NOT the sequel to Snakes on a Plane like I thought it was. I thought it was part of a trilogy of documentaries examining animals and travel accommodations. ANYWAYS, this movie would probably only be hilarious if I were trashed. So its stars Julia Roberts family tablescraps aka Emma Roberts, some other faceless pudgy child actor, and don't forget LISA KUDROW ON DON CHEADLE. Lisa Kudrow is dressed all skanky in the trailer and is hanging out with that ugly fuck from Entourage that I hate that looks like he has his face smooshed in. So Lisa Kudrow and these kids are dirt poor so they decide to open up this hotel for dogs, but its basically a brothel for pooches, where they try to breed them so they can make all this money from being a first rate puppymill. And there's lots of hilariousness with dog puns and bones and blah blah. Whatever this movie, makes me realize IM A CAT PERSON.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
I heard Hotel for Dogs was a good place to BONE
So I recently found out, Hotel for Dogs is NOT the sequel to Snakes on a Plane like I thought it was. I thought it was part of a trilogy of documentaries examining animals and travel accommodations. ANYWAYS, this movie would probably only be hilarious if I were trashed. So its stars Julia Roberts family tablescraps aka Emma Roberts, some other faceless pudgy child actor, and don't forget LISA KUDROW ON DON CHEADLE. Lisa Kudrow is dressed all skanky in the trailer and is hanging out with that ugly fuck from Entourage that I hate that looks like he has his face smooshed in. So Lisa Kudrow and these kids are dirt poor so they decide to open up this hotel for dogs, but its basically a brothel for pooches, where they try to breed them so they can make all this money from being a first rate puppymill. And there's lots of hilariousness with dog puns and bones and blah blah. Whatever this movie, makes me realize IM A CAT PERSON.
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