So this new movie, Cadillac Records takes place in Motor City; Chicago! And stars that jewy guy from The Pianist who rape-kissed Halle Barry when he won that oscar, and Beyonce and Mos Def and Jeffery Wright. I love it when casts are made up of 1 jew a bunch of negroes...Like Julia stiles and the cast of Save the Last Dance. Anyways, so the movie is about a bunch of cadillac salesmans and business is slow cuz everyone is gambling and committing crimes and having sex, that no one is buying cars. SO! Adrian Brody has to figure out a bunch of new ways to get people to buy his cars. There is one scene where they are looking up at this billboard he had made for the dealership and this one guy just does not like it at all (As shown in the above picture.)Welllll that doesn't work SO! he inlists a bunch of popular singers to record snappy commercials from him that sing like "Ridin' along in my automobile"... and I think like Etta James sings..."At laaaaaaaaaast....I bought a cadalliiaaaaac!" So like the cars sell like hot cakes, and he sets a cadillace record and launches the careers of all these famous singers. Although I think its sorta sketchy that this movie is basically a 90 minute commercial for cadillacs, I would still pay (no more than) $20 to watch Beyonce Knowles get punched square in the face! See ya on the road!
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Ha ha ha ha word!
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